No! Besides Gran-gran.
Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on
BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG
planning my funeral
"People miss you more when they see how much happier you are without them."
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