was billshortenofficial, but am heytherefinnickodair again

ofwnchesters:

no but guys

someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her

DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”

AND THEN

SHE RESPONDS

“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”

dONE

consultingsonic:

hebeiris:

i don’t think i’m the only british teenager who doesn’t think of harry potter when i see the girl who plays katie bell

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it’s only molly off basil fucking brush 

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the only thing i hear when she’s being cursed is that fox’s fucking laugh

BOOM BOOM