sniffybutt:

this belongs in a musuem

sniffybutt:

this belongs in a musuem

neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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lindsaylohoean:

me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about

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laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

g33kgasm:

icantactuallyart:

sisterling:

If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
*insert*
*names*
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.

tsarbucks:

this is my favorite part of american horror story murder house

tsarbucks:

this is my favorite part of american horror story murder house

georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

kingsleyyy:

I AM NOT YOUR GAY BFF

castielloveshispaintedwhore:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

I would post porn until they left