mom, dad… i’m… i’m white
*goes to ur funeral* haha why r u guys crying
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

When you are a time traveler there is one place you must never go. One place in all of space and time you must never, ever find yourself.

(Source: silicon)
This little scene broke my heart. The girl who believed in nargles, in wrackspurts and blibbering humdingers, has become the girl who believed no more.
i tHINK IM GOING TO START CRYING NW
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Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
Indeed. The phrase “you had me at hello” is to be taken literally nowadays.
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i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible